What I feel like when Facebook forces another one of my friends to switch to Timeline

whenindc:

but when I see a Segway cop

isthisfeminist:

This woman is watching a sporting event of some kind. IS THIS FEMINIST? 

No. The culture of sports is a sort of miniaturized warfare, which incites the individual to lose him- or herself in identification with his or her “team,” in a proto-nationalist fashion, making him or her complicit in an exercise of brutal, organized physical domination of the enemy “team.” Thus, sporting events create and support a patriarchal conception of “power-over” in which victory — and thus worth — is defined by physical domination and conquest of the Other. It’s still feminist to watch “Friday Night Lights,” though. PROBLEMATIC. 

Cortney sent me this:

whatshouldwecallme:

In the beginning:

After that:

#whenindc

When Nicklas Backstrom scores the game-winning goal in double OT

whenindc:

…though this is probably even more applicable to the clipboard-armed idealistic college students who hang out at Metro Center and on 14th St in Columbia Heights.

I’m that guy.